If You Water 'Em They'll Grow

“But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.” ― Gabriel García Márquez

Okay...Just How? Really...Just How? WOW!

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.” ― Richard P. Feynman

The Goddess Of Sand Only Emerges Once Every Decade

“NO. No no no. I don't want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It's so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it's the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they're not that important. You know what's important? Who would you die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don't even know why he needs you? Whose drunken nose would you pick?!” ― John Green

I Just Don't Get The Watch...*Scratches Head*

“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.” ― Tom Robbins

A Bevy Of Beauties #20: A Tag Bonanza (42 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Stamps Of Approval #33 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

 

Now Tell Me...You'd Like To Bring Her Home To Meet The Fam Too

“I do not worry about the beauty of the world, neither do I care, but it is all dark and dirty when you are not around.” ― M.F. Moonzajer

Tell Me Something Dirty #32

I'm On Top Of The World!

“My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.” ― Aleksandra Ninkovic

I Know I Look Tight And Firm, But I'm Really A Softy

“If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.” ― Marquis de Sade